Sword of Sinew and Steel [Modern Horizons]Set: Modern Horizons Type: Artifact Equipment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3} Equipped creature gets +2 +2 and has protection from black and from red. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy up to one target planeswalker and up to one target artifact. Equip {2}

If grace gets more votes

Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {4} {2}: Jade Statue becomes a 3/6 Golem artifact creature until end of combat

"It's a thankless job

But I refuse to be the kha who watched her pride be torn asunder

its timeline forks

Megrim deals 2 damage to that player

" —Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"You know your orders

Set: Invasion Type: Legendary Creature — Horror Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{B}{R} First strike

if you're eating

(A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text

'" —John Milton